Recall Notice all units
Recall Notice all units, The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as “Subsequential Internal Non-morality,” more known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Recall Notice all units
Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
– GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’!
Because HE Lives!
Very funny and true. One adjustment however. The number to call for adjustment should not be limited to prayer. Many have thought that if they would just pray to the Lord then he and they would take care of things without any other human intervention. the thing that is needed is submission to the servants of God and the present truth that is coming through them. Without this there will be NO REPAIR OF THE UBIQUITOUS DEFECT that has become the hindrance to God’s purposes in the earth.
John Boney
Hey John so true, Thanks for the clarification on the process.
Awesome! We need to take all the defect machines from India to our Inventor/Manufacturer to repair and restore for the the Kingdom extension. India is full of defected machines running with defected OIL making noise without Grease and Lubrication all the bolts and nuts were rusted, brokened, just a Junk. India! Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand!
Hey Pearson, I had a little laugh to when I came across this funny story, hope you and your family are well.
Glory to God! Thank you so much! I too, love it!
I love this!